Etiquette
I actually find it wild that I have to have this page, but here we are.
Life has taught me a few things. One of those is that we can never assume everyone knows how to act. That's okay! I'm happy to explain how to be clean, respectful and kind.
Below you will find all the information you will need on how to contact me, how to book me, and what is expected from my view point. It's important to remember that everyone will have different standards and expectations.
Manners Matter
Let's start with the basics here. If you want to book a session, simply submit a contact form. Before you hit send please make sure there is no important information missing. What is "important information"? That includes your full name, your email, your twitter/p411/TER/PD handles, a phone number-- if thats how you prefer to be contacted, date requested (INCLUDING length of date), AND any information that can help me screen you
Screening is REQUIRED. No exceptions. If your initial contact is missing information, it is likely that it will be overlooked or immediately trashed. Please do not send messages with explicit content.. EVER.
Upon your arrival, please be clean. What does that mean? Please have showered within an hour. If you can't do that (work, life, we get it) please take advantage of my fully stocked restroom. It will take just a few minutes of your time but make all the difference in the time we have together.
Please be discreet with your payment and leave it on the counter in an envelope. If we meet in a public setting, a simple gift bag, book or card is just fine.
Most importantly, please remember that I am human. I require sleep, I take days off and I have a whole life. I know, I know, that last part is completely shocking for some of you, but it's true! Messages are most likely to get a response from me Monday-Friday 10 am- 8 pm. Same day bookings are rarely available. Extended dates are always preferred. My rates page will have more information. Please do not overlook that!
In the event that you do need to cancel or reschedule, please be sure to let me know with a 48 hour advanced notice. Anything outside of that is unacceptable. While I understand that emergencies do come up, you're not going to get into a car wreck, get a flat tire, or have a family death every week. Let's be adults here.